New Truck

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.


Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

'Bubba, where'd you git that there truck?!?'

'Tammie give it to me' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya,but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.

We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said:
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!

'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'

Smile on fellow bloggers, smile on. 

A humerous perspective on things....

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars...............The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

The Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation "What did you learn from this demonstration"?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service.

Maxine cracks me up. Have a great day everyone.

Sometimes

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes…
when you are worried,
no one sees your stress.

Sometimes...
when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.

But FART just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!! You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!